What would you do if...
...You were stranded in a forest alone
sit down. then stand up. walk around. collect wood. Build a fire. Then probably attempt to build a shelter. maybe fail. maybe never go to sleep. then probably call for help. loudly.
...You sensed someone stalking you
I would turn around. Say stop stalking me I have a gun. actually I have two. show them my muscles.... and then run.
...You suddenly developed superhuman strength
I would save the world..duh.
...You saw a dead cat
Walk the other way. I don't really like cats. especially dead ones.
...You saw a dead human
Freak out. Then cry. Honestly, I have no idea what I would do...
...You were stranded in a forest alone
sit down. then stand up. walk around. collect wood. Build a fire. Then probably attempt to build a shelter. maybe fail. maybe never go to sleep. then probably call for help. loudly.
...You sensed someone stalking you
I would turn around. Say stop stalking me I have a gun. actually I have two. show them my muscles.... and then run.
...You suddenly developed superhuman strength
I would save the world..duh.
...You saw a dead cat
Walk the other way. I don't really like cats. especially dead ones.
...You saw a dead human
Freak out. Then cry. Honestly, I have no idea what I would do...
...Someone anonymously sent you a love note
I would smile. and wonder who.
...You become blind
cry a little bit. and then try to learn braille slash be really super sensitive or whatever like daredevil. And then when that fails go and actually spend the five thousand dollars on a hearing aide.
...Your car breaks down beside a graveyard
I would not get out of the car. call someone. then probably fall asleep..
...Your bestfriend calls you at 4am
I'll answer. If I hear it I tend to be a heavy sleeper. and wonder if they're ok cause that's awful early to be calling someone.
I'll answer. If I hear it I tend to be a heavy sleeper. and wonder if they're ok cause that's awful early to be calling someone.
...You could bring back anyone from 6 feet under
my grandmother. healthy.
...Someone kept staring at you
First try to ignore it. then call it a staring contest and stare back.
...Someone ate your lunch
Be confused. Then ask if they wanted change to get a cookie from the snack bar for desert.
...You're at a stranger's funeral
Morn. like everyone else.
...You got 100 free spray cans
paint the sidewalks then some random brick wall cause that's classy. then place them in my room until i came up with something more entertaining to paint and then go back and paint again.
...A horse came chasing after you
I would probably run for a bit and then duck and cover my head and hope it doesn't crush me to pieces. or if I had super human strength I would stop it in it's tracks and hop on for the ride!
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